Welcome to the Home of
The DULL MENS CLUB
and the animated
WASTED ROCK RANGERS
Hotel Bill and the Incidentals is seeking a Network/Producer to partner with and bring this ultra-original comedic show to life. These crazy, yet lovable characters draw fans of all generations into the crazy Life and Times of Rock and Roll folklore..... Everyone is welcome backstage, onstage, and behind the scenes...... In tour buses, hotels, planes, taxis, and rental cars as they tour the world. We invite you to climb aboard the bus and hit the road with...... Hotel Bill and the Incidentals!
INTERESTED?....... We'd love to hear from you.....
James "Motor" Merritt or Robert "Bub" Phillippe
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Hotel Bill Penned the Cult Song
"Wasted Rock Ranger"
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Hotel Bill and the Incidentals Recording - Live from Stockholm
Meet The Rock Rangers
Porque (Hotel Bill)
Porque, short and round, always with a smile and Chicago-land accent is the most likable crew member. Anyone that meets Porque never forgets him. Always on the go and dragging anyone he comes in contact with along for the adventure. Somewhat technical, but not really, and..... someone decides to put him in charge of Pyro. Boom, Boom, Boom....... Every hour is Happy Hour, living the party and the life of the party. Everywhere he goes mayhem ensues. His humor, laughter, and smile entices everyone into his domain. Porque can belt out a song and plays a mean harmonica....... "Time of your Life......... Eh Kid"
Rollo
"Wasted Rock Rangers"
.....Grab Your Pass and Come Backstage with the.....
Sluggo
Sluggo, as in the SNL Mr. Bill show is, rather large in stature, much like a bull in a china shop he can unintentionally break things. He is usually the suspect that gets blamed for the mayhem caused by the crew. Brought on by himself he is typically the one that gets caught holding the bag. He retains a wealth of nonessential information which will pour forth from his mouth at any opportune time. His job roll is to take care of a single high maintenance band member. Sluggo is a fine guitar player himself and diddly diddly's for Hotel Bill. Stand back from Sluggo...... You Never Know What May Get Broken.......
Lizard
Lizard the Band/Crew/Bus mom is a skinny girl and will hold her own against anyone, even Sluggo. Unwanted visitors will be quickly sniffed out and driven away by humiliation from Lizard. It's likely she knows more personal things about the band than their wives. Caterers pay attention when she speaks and she makes sure everyone is happily fed. Constantly attending to everyones needs she is typically wearing skimpy attire and her patented Saddle Shoes. Stay on Lizards good side or you may find yourself wearing starched underwear or getting your nails polished.
Motor
Rollo, the average sized guy with the "Sam Elliot" moustache is an instigator. He sits back calmly with a bottle of Crown, observing and carrying on like the rest. But in a sly way he enables much of the action that occurs yet seems innocent to most unknowing suspects. Somewhat a ladies-man, he will never admit it. He holds the crew together by performing the stage manager duties that others prefer not to do. Don't be fooled by Rollo........ Off-the-road he lives with Bubba and a week at home is usually all it takes for them to say....."We need to.......Get-the-Hell-Out-of-Town"......
Motor the artist, slim and tall, usually with a beer in hand, lives in the back lounge of the bus with Lizard. Sorry.....No peace for them. The squeaking of sharpie art emanates from the back room as Motor masterfully creates his next piece of work. Once in charge of the dressing rooms, motor found an accomplice to do the job. When not in the lounge or doing his job you may find him assembling a cast for a video shoot, many times as his drums are being uncased by someone else. Motor a drummer himself plays percussion for the band and lays down the beat for Hotel Bill.
Bubba
Bubba the delinquent in charge. As the Chief Boss of a group of high-strung personalities all he can do is negotiate and pay for the damages. He has no control over anyone. Don't be fooled Bubba is a silent instigator and as much a part of the trouble as anyone else. He gets little sleep and often finds himself tweaked and trying to deal with a hotel front desk or trying to keep someone from going to jail or bailing them out. Somehow he aquires many names and....Oh Ya......He's the soundman for the band and Hotel Bill.....
Supporting Cast/Crew Members
The "Pregnant School Girls" Bus
Dudley, Murph, and Ron - The Bus Drivers
Doodah, Pelican, Truck Dick - The Truck Drivers
Rider - The Bus Dog
Slim - The Monitor Guy
Fumi - The Japanese Crew Transplant
Ground Pounder and King Crust - The Riggers
